That Old Dead End

If you are among those who believe in that species of monster that goes by the name “spoiler,” and if you haven’t read The Third Policeman, you may wish to skip this one.

Seventy-two years ago today, Flann O’Brien (Brian O’Nolan) (Brian Ó Nualláin), wrote in a letter to William Saroyan: “When you get to the end of this book you realise that my hero or main character (he’s a heel and a killer) has been dead throughout the book and that all the queer ghastly things which have been happening to him are happening in a sort of hell which he earned for the killing. . . . I think the idea of a man being dead all the time is pretty new.”

Discussing The Third Policeman in class today, my students and I wondered whether this now familiar twist had in fact been done before 1940, but we couldn’t come up with an example. We also wondered whether certain phrases in the book—in particular “it is a difficult pancake” and “I am nothing but a gawm”—were O’Brien’s inventions, or if they were drawn from the common parlance of the day.

In any case, this novel is the finest of difficult pancakes, and I continue to puzzle over it with pleasure.

Recent Crimes

As one of the readers for this year’s Hammett Prize, I was tasked with helping to choose five finalists from among the hundreds of submitted books. As reported on the IACW site, the finalists were Feast Day of Fools by James Lee Burke, Claire DeWitt and the City of the Dead by Sara Gran, The Cat’s Table by Michael Ondaatje, The Informant by Thomas Perry, and The Killer Is Dying by James Sallis.

Picking those five finalists was no simple matter, and I found many other books deserving of recognition. Here are five more that I personally recommend.

The End of Everything by Megan Abbott is the story of a thirteen-year-old girl whose best friend disappears, apparently kidnapped. It’s a devastating novel that captures perfectly the way a small town can feel both claustrophobic and isolating while in the grips of a traumatic event.

 

The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt is a western that pushes the boundaries of genre and form, and is at turns weird, brutal, and very funny. It put me in mind of Samuel Beckett, especially when the hired killer who narrates the story begins to ponder, say, the virtues of various tooth powder flavors. Probably my favorite novel of 2011, if I had to pick one.

Turn of Mind by Alice LaPlante, narrated by a woman with dementia, is a book that might have gone terribly wrong in the hands of another writer. There’s a murder mystery, but we come to know it via a fractured lens. As much a study of language and consciousness as a crime thriller, this book loosens our hold on time, identity, and memory it unfolds.

 

The Revisionists by Thomas Mullen is a long novel, but I read it in one day. Couldn’t put it down, as they say. A literary thriller with a time travel subplot, this book was layered and often surprising. The science fiction element contributes a political angle—one of the main characters is fighting to preserve a future we understand to be a chilling dystopia. But the book is very much about us, here and now.

The Quiet Twin by Dan Vyleta takes place in Vienna under the Nazi regime, and most of the action is confined to a single apartment complex. A dog is murdered. People have secrets and try to keep them. The villain of the story is a police detective, and he is completely terrifying. This is a disquieting book, packed with desperate and memorable characters.

Reading with Crowley, Meeropol, and Murray

Next Wednesday, February 1st, I’ll join John Crowley, Ellen Meeropol, and Sabina Murray for a reading at Forbes Library in Northampton, Massachusetts. The reading starts at 7pm, and if you’re in the area, I hope you’ll come by. More information is available via the Forbes Library site.

Sabina Murray was a professor of mine in my grad school days, so I’m looking forward to reading with her. And I consider myself lucky to be living in an area where the “local novelist” category includes the likes of John Crowley. Fellow fans of Little, Big may appreciate this needlework sampler that Emily stitched for me a while back. Stitched? Needleworked? Sampled? She made it.

Odd Plots & Haunted Sentences

One thing I’m looking forward to this year is a class I’ll be teaching at the UMass MFA Program in the spring, Odd Plots & Haunted Sentences. For those who might be curious, here’s the reading list.

The Other City, Michal Ajvaz (translated by Gerald Turner)
Poem Strip, Dino Buzzati (translated by Marina Harss)
The Wind’s Twelve Quarters, Ursula K. Le Guin
Magic for Beginners, Kelly Link
The Third Policeman, Flann O’Brien
Motorman, David Ohle
There Once Lived a Woman Who Tried to Kill Her Neighbor’s Baby, Ludmilla Petrushevskaya (selected and translated by Keith Gessen and Anna Summers)
The Weird, edited by Ann & Jeff VanderMeer

The Weird isn’t out in the United States yet, so I’m asking my students to special order it from England. It really is that good.

The Board Game Based on Your Life

When they make the board game based on your life, what will the playing pieces look like? Will you roll dice to move around the board? Draw tiles? Play cards with pictures of your friends, your uncles, your pets on them?

Which areas of the board are safe, and which are dangerous? The room that was yours when you were a child. The room you couldn’t bear to step foot in. Maybe: a patch of grass somewhere. Maybe: grandmother’s porch. Maybe: aquarium field trip.

Will you keep score on a pad of paper? Collect sheets of paper money? Count tokens to represent jobs, road trips, arguments, books, loves, food, conversations, births? Mistakes, illnesses, sports events? Drugs, drinks, jogs, degrees? Paintings, sunsets, ceremonies, puppet shows?

How will the board game based on your life represent the board games you’ve played in your life? How long is the timer set for? Is it an hourglass or a ticking clock?

When they make the board game based on your life, they’ll thank you for being a playtester. You’ll get a complimentary copy in the mail. Will you leave it on the shelf with the others? Or will you unwrap it and set it up on the kitchen table, just to see if it looks any good?

Once you understand all the rules, will you play the board game based on your life? Who will be there to play it with you?